Hot for Teacher

Lessons of the Day:
1) Wearing an all black outfit makes you look like you are going to a funeral. One should always sass up an outfit with a pair of tasteful, but bright heels to add a splash of color to an otherwise dreary ensemble. See No. 2 below.

2) A high heel shoe, is more like a high HELL shoe. One should realize that grogginess in the morning is no excuse, heels make feet bleed. Heels fucking hurt. Heels force clumsy girls to shuffle around instead of walking with a sexy strut. Heels also make vertically challenged girls trip, often. Heels might look cute sitting in a row in your closet begging to be worn, but should remain solely as novelty pieces, and not actually worn.

3) The Health Science library is a an excellent place to find aesthetically-pleasing menfolk. The recompense for researching medical conditions!