BEST WEEK EVER

Guess who is having the Best Week Ever?

Michelle names herself Prom Queen of the Week.

The rundown:

Monday:
1) Alicia asks Michelle to be her date to a sorority sister wedding, back-up date once again.

Tuesday:
1) Research cancer all day, prodigy levels of understanding intricacies attained. No need for over-rated Med School, Oncology is easy!
2) Shopping for last minute wedding outfit. Outfit chosen unknowingly on super sale!
3) Being smart and shopping, is hard. Healthy appetite worked up. Alicia's momma stuffs girls with pizza.

Wednesday:
1) Big time Madison politician tells Michelle he loves her outfit, campaigning never ends.
2) Lunch with Momma at Irish pub.
3) Momma buys Michelle flowers for her office just cause she loooooves her favorite daughter, office confused and asks which BF of the week sent them.
4) The Redwalls concert with Madison. Debit Card nearly lost at Montmartre by idiot server, Madison saves the day and bypasses Michelle's looming anxiety attack.
5) Evil Twins secure first class flight to hell after similar morality confessions made.
6) Trip to "The Pier," cute earring lost, Michelle really doesn't care, evening was devilishly fun.

Thursday:
1) Direct deposit into bar after work. Second trip to Montmarte made in a week.
2) Visit to Michelle's favorite place on earth, The Terrace, to hear band.
3) Male co-hort dragged to The KK, Michelle's second favorite place on earth.
4) Feverishly sent texts to sorority sisters of play-by-play of developing story result in unanimous head shaking/rolling of eyes.
5) Once again confirmed, dudes with girlfriends love Michelle.
6) Madison officially loses "Total Ass" sovereignty, coronation of newly crowned title holder occurs late night.

Friday:
1) Surprise lunch with Jennie. Michelle in sappy mood, nearly brought to tears to see dear friend.
2) Dinner with Alicia, HK, Shauna and Klabanoff. Indecent dinner discussions, multiple strong cock-tails, good food, and giggle fists all had by girls. Klabanoff gets migraine, calls Andy for back up testosterone.


3/4 of The Quad

3) Best ranch ever spilled all over table by Calamity Jane. Surging booze in system leads to "genius" idea, attempt made at scooping up product with spoon so waitress wouldn't roll her eyes again.


Scoop!

4) Four new initiates at Crave.


Welcome to the Club HK!

5) Poofy hair was petted.


Poooooooooof!

6) The Profits spotted, scared of number one fans.


Can we be your groupies?

7) Approximately 20 sorority sisters in town, the city of Madison/area men/local bars terrorized after booze fest. Night much like Homecoming gatherings minus the football.

Saturday:
Wedding stories pending, update tomorrow if editor is still alive.