Paralegally Blonde: October 2004

Sunday, October 31, 2004

Happy Halloween/Birthdays!

So, I am attempting to do my sexy/pouty Marilyn face here, and obviously failing miserably. Damn, it is hard work being a blonde bombshell. However, bare with me, I do have a point today... In honor of everyone who has celebrated a birthday in the past week, imagine me singing, (In my throaty-st voice, of course) Happy Birthday (no, not to Mr. President) to Jenna, Sarah, and Molly. Happy belated birthdays ladies!

Cherry Bomb

Paralegally Brunette doesn't sound too bad, right? Yep, it's true I have lost the golden tresses in favor of red(ish)/brunette(ish) hair. For those that are a fan of old school, have no fear, Barbie Blonde Michelle is set to return this spring.

Friday, October 29, 2004

Nancy Sinatra at her best...

These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do, one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you...
Are you ready boots? Start walkin'!.

Don't think I didn't notice....

Don't think I didn't notice Jenna's post about your blog, Wendi. Thanks for telling me, punk. See if I help you pack tonight. Take that! I don't like you anyway. Move to California, see if I care.

Ok fine, I do like you and ok fine, I will help you pack tonight. You aren't off the hook though. Please see below, I am practicing my legalese:

As a result of your malicious and grossly negligent act to fufill your fiduciary duty as my friend, you are subject to a possible grounding from me. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Thursday, October 28, 2004

The Hottest New Club in America

I am sensing a looming personal crisis (because who really wants to be 25?). After numerous conversations about how dreadful it is to be an adult (ok, so pretty much just pretending to be an adult), soon being closer to 30 than 20, and with all my single friends dropping like flies, I hereby am founding a Peter Pan type club.

Registration begins today and will last indefinitely. Qualifications to join will require it’s members to have the desire to go on the occasional drinking bender that results in deadly hang-overs, doing as one pleases with only having to answer to yourself, no budgets/endless shopping sprees, and absolutely no marriage anytime soon. Send a $25 check my way to join and I will send you your official membership card (Please note, being the nice girl I am, I also will accept flowers and/or gifts instead of the $25. I also will take your credit cards…).

EDITOR’S NOTE: Karin, Carissa, and Stacee, congratulations on your recent engagements, and as much as I love you as sisters and want to include you in the ass-kicking club, this club is only for us Singletons banding together and standing strong! It is about time someone does something before our Single species is extinct.

Monday, October 25, 2004

The Progression of my Saturday night...

Before Boots...

During Boots...

After Boots...

Highlights from Friday Night Fights....

Ladies and Gentlemen, and now the main event...

Round 1...Fight!

The Ring Girls (The edited picture..sorry to disappoint boys!)

Poor Millhouse, he didn't know what he was up against when he got a drunk dial from us late on Friday night... Somehow I don't think that anyone felt sorry for him.