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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

2006 Bride to Wear Depends at Wedding

AN IRISH PUB AFTER AN IRISH CAR BOMB- Katie, in an effort to spare her Personal Attendants, Michelle and Vauk, the duty of holding up her dress during bathroom trips, has offered to wear Depends at her own wedding. "Hey, the extra padding in back might add to the bustle of the dress! This will be a new form of wedding Haute Couture!" the perky and skinny future Bride offered. The wedding, scheduled for August 2006, is to also feature the talents of the couple's UW Drinking Team friends made up of sorority sisters and golf enthusiasts.

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