The Weekend Buzz....

Buzz Club=Buzz Kill

Buzz Club also equals:

Old ladies with bad mall fried hair;
Creepy old men rubbing up on anything female;
Screechy Irish jig music (that even this Irish girl couldn't stand) prior to the DJ;
Pleated pants and tucked in shirts; and
A Kelly Osbourne look-a-like (prior to rehab).

Being fair I will say that we did snag VIP seating, got free drinks, and had our picture taken celebrity style. Afterall, good things happen when you are the only ones dressed appropriately at a club...