If this guy wouldn't have said that he was 42, I would have sworn that it was the most recent guy I unfortunately went on a date with. You think I am kinding, but sadly, I am not... My curiousity and obsession with blind dates needs to stop, I can't take any more trolls.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: No, I did not go on a date with a guy who has a fetish for garden decorations, my date merely resembled a garden gnome]