Wendi's Shin-dig

Saturday & Sunday Appointment Book-
12:00 pm: Wake-up well rested, beauty sleep attained.
1:00-3:00pm: Cute outfits tried on/rejected/packed
3:30-6:30pm: Belt out Kelly Clarkson songs during Chicago drive
6:31pm: Realization that Mapquest gives bad directions
6:32pm: Wendi gives directions to Kari's house
6:32-7:25pm: Realization that Wendi gives bad directions
7:25pm: Anxiety attack in car
7:30-9:30pm: Granola grocery store visited, Sushi eaten
9:30-11:30pm: Guests arrive, drinking, random German dude targeted as Michelle's object of hatred for the evening
11:30pm-1:30am: Various friends selected as drunk dial recipients, Joseph indefinitely hated
2:00-4am: Peace Corp do-gooder proves to be creepy boy, CBed indirectly by karma/1st grader/general patheticness
4:00-9am: Time traveling, hours lacking in the distinguishability department, all were all drunk, loud and ridiculous.