Lost Craig’s List Email Pal Resurfaces

Tale of love at Gaming Conference

STATE OF DENIAL- Area paralegal and part-time love counselor was surprised early Wednesday morning to find an email in her inbox from one time CL e-pal, “The Mozart of Gaming Music,” who was once again requesting love advice. The two page email wove a tale of love at first sight at a recent California Gaming Convention.

Mozart, who recently gave his crazy-control-freak-with-evil-tendencies-of-an-ex the boot by Dr. Michelle’s advise, decided that after 5 hours of hanging out with his new Zelda Princess, “Gamer Girl,” was decidedly convinced that she as was in love with him as much as he was in love with her. Over a shared McDonald’s salad in a mall food court, Mozart gave GG bullet point examples of how her body language told him that she was head over heels as well. Much to Mozart’s dismay, GG stated that she did not feel the same way, as she was in a 6 year relationship and was sorry if she had conveyed interest via a few “arm touches, a hug, an eye contact” that was only met to be friendly. She later stated that she would like to keep in contact, but really wasn’t in a position to date, let alone date a person who lives in a different state.

Unmoved by her response, Mozart solicited Dr. Michelle for the female perspective, as he “knows how to read women, knows the difference between a friendly touch, and someone touching you and hugging you because there are major sparks in the air” and that “she's using the friends thing to keep it safe."

Gamer Girl is yet to return Mozart’s email from Sunday.