Extortion at it's finest...

COOBAH- A ransom note was passed to area tool and known former collegian alum last night by two sorority sisters-turned-bratty Trixies. According to the note that was drunkenly penned on a bar napkin, the demands included two cigs in exchange for their silence. If demands were not met, the signed "Badgers 4 Life" threatened to shed some unfavorable information via an intervention with his date in the bathroom. No injuries were reported, as luckily all demands were met and mouths kept shut.

This is the second and only other known threat that has been issued by the "B4L" to this acquaintance. It is still unknown why exactly these girls continue to target this and only this chump. The first attack was in mid-2004.