After School Special

Unexpected Tsunami hits Tsunami

TSUNAMI SUSHI- Drama, the founding member of the Sugar Crew, made an unexpected appearance during a sushi dinner late Tuesday evening. Michelle, Jenna, and Wendi, driven by hunger pains after modeling and rejecting most of Momma Myers’ Retro dress collection in preparation for Kari’s costume Birthday party, opted to christen the now joint neighborhood of Michelle and Jenna via an outing while donning the 3 most hideous gowns of the reject pile. Heading to one of Chicago’s “hottest sushi restaurants” according to Chicago City Search, the girls made friends and sparked multiple conversations about their interesting ensembles. Soon after being seated, Drama rudely interrupted the mini-reunion by plunking down uninvited at their table. Drama, not dressed to match the Girl Band, came outfitted as a balding, coke-head banker, who was waaaaay past his prime, that is if he was ever in his prime.

Initially, the Crew found delight in torturing this transient table-roamer.

“I convinced him that I was half Korean, that Michelle runs marathons and that Wendi was a world class gymnast!” Jenna squealed with delight. Michelle added “Yeh, it was kind of fun, we didn’t have anything better to do anyway, Wendi was still sipping her sake and our waiter had been ignoring us for a full hour.”

With the arrival of his food and a fresh bottle of sake, the coked out banker deserted the girls and migrated his slimey ass back to his equally slimey friends. After loudly proclaiming to the entire restaurant that his sake resembled a male bodily fluid produced after orgasm, the girls unable to stand the obnoxiousness that was the Bald Eagle’s table, needed to escape their surreal prison. To show their displeasure for the situation, eyes were rolled, sighs loudly exasperated, insults exchanged, water was thrown and a glass was broken.

The evening ending with parable, left the girls disturbed, amused, and confused. “Damn, that was the best After School Special ever, now I never want to drugs! Those dudes were the craziest of the crazersons!” Michelle was later quoted as saying. “Yep,” said Wendi, “Seriously, those dudes needed to Fuck off. Crack is Whack!”

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