Pink Slip

Dear John Stocco-

You’re Fired. You have the heart, but that doesn’t change the fact that you cannot throw. This has been an incredible season (minus crumbling at the end), but it has nothing to do with your efforts. You will never be a Brooks Bollinger or Darrel Bevell or while we are at it, you won't even be a slimey and terrible Mike Samuel. Don't take it personally, it is best for the team.

Sincerely,

Barry Alverez