CHICAGO- Area Plaintiff’s personal injury law firm is questioning the whereabouts on AWOL employee and newest hire, Jeannie. The firm’s second (and far less superior) paralegal began working approximately 45 days ago after quitting her stint at a nemesis Defense law firm. After calling in sick for 5 consecutive days, she stopped bothering to call this week. Speculation has begun that Jeannie is a spy extorting information for rival law firm. Other theories include: she is strung out after a drug/booze binge rendering her unable to move, locked up in a Mexican jail, abducted by aliens, in the loony bin, swimming with the fishes, or is where ever the WMDs /Osama bin Laden are.
If you have any information on this missing employee, please contact the law firm’s Head Paralegal, Michelle, who has changed her permanent residence to the law firm, as she is once again drowning in work.
Wednesday, November 10, 2004
Local Paralegal Gone Missing
Posted by Elle at 6:46 PM
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Hmmm, was she schmokin a fattie & drinking beer from a can all day with an old time honey? Wait, that was someone else.
Oooh..that would be fun! Unfortunately, no I do not get that honor. I will leave that up to the boss....he can give it more justice than I ever could.
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