Brain Drain

Every time I talk to Joseph I get a migraine. He makes my head spin, and not in the good way. Often times I wonder why I continue to befriend him. The kid drives me mad, but I have found that I love to hate him mostly because he is the most ridiculous person I have ever met. So today, in defense/celebration/to make fun of Joseph, for your reading pleasure, I would like to share with you the nonsensical level that he brings and the endless source of entertainment he provides me. Here is a sample of the things we argued about for an two hours last night on the phone:

1. Whether or not he will have to divulge his arrest for harassing a cabbie prior to taking the bar exam;
   
2. Why he is a selfish stubborn bastard;
   
3. His political take-over of the world (trust me it is frightening, he is a bad democrat);
   
4. Why he loves Brunettes with blue eyes (my lucky day!);
   
5. Whether or not a certain red-head hooked up with his friend, creepy naked Jeremy and/or his roomie Jolie on the dance floor of Spoon;
   
6. Why I should be his wing woman to help him “skirt chase;”
   
7. Why he should be considered a minority because he is half Spanish (as in from Spain, not Mexico);
   
8. Why he adores me when I tell him that I detest him;
   
9. Why he should be my Sugar Daddy; and
   
10. How he is going to have to pay me off to keep quiet once he is famous and powerful.
    

With friends like these, you wonder why I am the way I am....