Paralegal Unknowingly Gains New BF, Celebrates Verdict

THE LOOP- Local Paralegal, Michelle, spent the early evening Thursday celebrating a successful jury verdict over drinks with office attorneys. The invite, initiated during the office’s daily meeting, was suggested by one of the partners that since “[Michelle is a good Wisconsin girl]” that she “should therefore get a drink with us in honor of the victory.”

Not being one to turn down a social opportunity, Michelle tagged along. Though one typically able to hold her own with conversations of sports, law, and general debauchery, invited Bangser, a lively character and a soon to be lawyer, to entertain in case conversation lulled. Like clockwork, conversation flowed and all were amused by Bangser’s antics. Soon questions of “Is he your boyfriend? Why not? Are you sure? Haven’t you seen When Harry Met Sally?” followed the second Bangser was outside of hearing range.

It has been confirmed that despite how it may look, Bangser and Michelle are just friends and have been for some time and have no plans to date in the immediate or far future. It has also been confirmed that despite her convincing attempts, the office doesn’t believe the Paralegal.