The Daily Dish: Weekend Edition

Paralegal gains access to exclusive club, questioned as to what she did/was wearing
(In a related story, see below)

Fashion Alert:
*Michelle in relatively conservative apparel for entire weekend, disbelief and disappointment obvious to Madison male-folk

*Baby Bro wears Haute Couture, sister couldn’t be prouder

Discussion:
*Michelle a hybrid of Bridget Jones and Elle Woods

Business:
*Verizon, craptacular as ever

Gossip:
*David annoyed again, talk of Chihuahua named Trixie leads to eye-rolling

*EMT MIA, Suprachiasmatic Nucleus out of whack

*Momma calls Michelle sassy, quirky

*The Dane revisited, another evil ex spotted/intoxicated/avoided again