It is bad enough that the AM and my baby brother share the same name, but it is weirding me out that this week as the AM is getting over a cold, they temporarily have very similar voices.

Last night's date went well, still haven't found anything MAJORLY wrong with him. This is also weirding me out. I am going to go out on a limb here, but perhaps he actually is a normal decent guy. Who knew such a creature existed, esp with my dating history?!?

Interesting...

I went my second date with The Alpha Male. It went well. He is smart and nice, a combination I haven't seen in a while. There will be a date number 3.

Now I am not saying that I am running off to Vegas with this one (because that act of irrationality is reserved for someone else), but I am saying that Guinness should be alerted as I haven't found anything severely wrong with this one yet, a new world record.

Death to Cupid

Cupid is an evil and twisted little man. I am telling you this guy has it out for me. Instead of injecting me arrows of looooove, the fat little bastard has injected me with some virus that has made me lose my voice, liken my throat to sandpaper, and cough up a lung.

Additional proof that Cupid hates me: Valentine's 1999 in the middle of a romantic dinner my throat started hurting. By 9pm I had full blown Bronchitis. Case closed.

Needless to say I am miserable today, but only because I am sick and cannot be out and about socializing as I had planned.

EDITORS NOTE: Yes, I realize that today is no longer Valentine's Day...Blogger was broken just like I was yesterday...more proof that Cupid is the devil.

Surreal Times

I am addicted to several things:

Sug Free RBs;
DCs;
Junky reality TV;
Any form of sour candy;
Taking incriminating photos of my beloveds only to show up on the blog;
My bedazzled cell phone (ok, actually anything bedazzled); and
My pink I-pod;

On Friday I was without the later two of these precious items and I went a little crazy. It felt like my world was upside down. Seriously.

Friday was Day One without the pod. It is currently being seviced and will take apprx 3 weeks to fix, as it had to be shipped off. The past 13 months of owning my Mini has been heaven on earth. I would listen to it everyday without fail for several hours. If I could, I would have it permanently implanted in me (wait, you can do that now..). So, as you can see, not having my Mini is throwing me through a (pathetic) loop. It had me so off balanced that I left my cell phone at home on Friday on accident. I nearly freaked out when I walked into work without my other permanent accessory, the bedazzled cell. I didn't know what to do with myself. This is seriously disturbing, I know.

To make myself feel better and to prepare for my Mini's return I have been editing my I-tunes. I will be ready for her safe return and ready with fresh new music.

Laugh if you want about my silly obsessions, but secretly I know several of you out there have admitted the same to me.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce the engagement of Miss Shauna B to Mr. Dave.



Ok, not really. I think they would kill each other if that ever happened. I am just convinced that this pic looks like newspaper announcement for an engagement. Good times.