Hello...Is Anyone Home??

While it just might appear that I have been lazy, as the blog has been very much neglected the last few weeks, such blasphemy isn't true! I have been busy (ok, when do I not use that excuse?), plus blogger has been sucking ass lately and not so much letting me post when I getting the rare inkling to do such. Bad timing, such is the vast majority of life! Anyway please enjoy the pictorial of devious behavior that the Madison Crew has been up to!

1) During the 2006 Valentine's Day adventure, all hell broke loose at a dive bar:



2) We celebrated Shauna B's birthday for like 3 days, including when I made restaurant employees sing Happy Birthday to the lovely "birthday" girl:



3) I am pretty sure that we found world's first crack pipe made out of Hoola-Hoop parts while taking a walk on the Lakeshore Path (please note the hot pink duct taped pipe next the huffed cans of Cooking spray and the bong that was carved out of a log which our little Vanna is pointing to). We are also pretty sure it was covered in filthy Hep C, or so that is the medical conclusion us lay ladies came up with.



4) Alicia came to play. We decided to make Abe our playground.



5) My pretty bedazzled cell phone died. I am not going to lie, I cried a little bit. I am still kinda in mourning. I don't want to talk about it.



6) Power Triplets Unite! Go Go Gadget...oh wait, wrong cartoon. Yes it is true, Shauna, Jenny and I are triplets. We have 3 different fathers. Don't ask about it, it is very complicated. Power Triplets must wear identical North Face Puffies, sport the same green glow power ring and brand themselves with shamrock tattoo on the cheek (face cheek, jerky). Ok, or it just might have been St. Patty's Day we were being stooopid.



7) I cannot tell you exactly what mischievous thing I did just prior to this picture being taken on St. Patty's because I don't want to die, but I will tell you that it caused a girl to give me the laser death glare for the rest of the evening. Trouble, pure trouble.



8) And lastly, my fave: Shauna B is all smiles after she met her soul mate (ahem, Sarah and I would like credit for pushing your chicken ass literally on top of him...). While it is obvious Katie's looks can kill (Not sure if her missles were pointed at the girl giving me the death stare or the woman wearing the fanny pack. Also not sure which one was worse).